Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Nobody really likes cranberry sauce
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Newsletter v.20
Volume 20 - Octo-fest-erific!
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Stock up Now, The Sky is Falling!
And the seas are a rising!
Autumn is in the air, and here in Southern Nagoya it smells a lot like diesel fumes. Still, I know that sometime in the next month, we will have a good solid four or five days of great weather before packing it in until next spring. I think I’ll be barbecuing a turkey.
There are a whole lot of holidays coming up soon that require big meats; turkeys, ducks, hams, roasts, etc. (hint: we sell these things). A lot of you are probably already getting very excited about this so I feel a bit bad about being the bearer of bad news. You see, most likely, this will be the last holiday season ever.
You might have noticed that this past summer was a bit hot and long, but next year’s will be worse. Global warming is here and the end is nigh. On top of that, it looks like China will be invading sometime soon, and the Japanese economic situation continues to be compared to Greece. And I think we all know what happened to Greece, from the photos in the tourist brochures it pretty much looks like there’s not anything left but homo-erotic pottery shards, stone rubble, and some goats.
Within a year we could all be huddled up around the base of Mt. Fuji watching the waters rise. While that on its own is enough to comprise a dire situation, there is one thought that could make it even worse. That is the image of everyone in Japan thinking, in unison, “damn, I wish we’d bought twice as much meat from The Meat Guy last year!” My visions of grandiose are not so inflated that I can claim to help alleviate the first part of next year’s catastrophe, but at least I can help with the second. I urge you, for the sake of dispelling any future regrets, to bulk up your meat orders while there’s still time!
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try and order more than one). Offer ends Sunday, October 10th, 7:43PM (we expect you to purchase something else in addition to this 1 yen surprise)
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fast. They rock! Literally, Mike, the owner, is a drummer in a rock-n-roll band!
If for some reason, next year does not turn out to be a global catastrophe, we apologize for the inconvenience.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Food for Thawt
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Meat News! Volume 17 - Bases are Golden! Standard disclaimer and un-subscribe info: This is a newsletter that is being sent to you because I thought you might be interested or because you requested a subscription. If you are not interested, the unsubscribe link at the | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
ALL YOUR MEAT ARE BELONG TO US!Have you done your part to fight meat piracy? A lot of people don’t know this, but we’ve claimed exclusive distributions rights for all of the meat in all of Japan. We’re aiming to be like the recording and entertainment companies. In our, admittedly, Meat Guy centric view, all meat that doesn’t come directly from us is unauthorized. Remember, the consumption of pirated meat is crippling to (our) artistic creativity. It’s like stealing the lifeblood from babies, in this case we are using a rather broad definition of “baby” to include one particular chubby, middle-aged man, and by “lifeblood” we mean “money for beer”. very cool. In fact, The Meat Guy is pretty much the only online gourmet meat purveyor that is endorsed by 9 out of 10 pirates, impressive considering that pirates rarely agree on anything. The only bad pirates are meat Offer ends Tuesday, April 26th, around 10:00 AM or so. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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NIKU SLICES WITH ANY PURCHASE! JUST WRITE "MEAT PIRATE" IN THE COMMENTS SECTION WHEN YOU CHECKOUT AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A PACK FOR FREE! NO STRINGS! ONE PER CUSTOMER PLEASE! ENDS 4/26, 10:00 AM-ish. We will be closed for Golden Week from April 29th and will re-open on May 6th. Last order for delivery during that time should be made by Monday, April 26. In Kobe on April 29th? Come taste our sausage at Price Clubon Rokko Island! In Niseko? EZOSEAFOODS is a great new Seafood business that can deliver first rate Seafood at great prices all around Japan -- try them out! They stock some of our finest products. Ninjas are also totally cool. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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