Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Meat Guy

Meat News!
Volume 17 - Bases are Golden!



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ALL YOUR MEAT ARE BELONG TO US!

All Your Meat

Have you done your part to fight meat piracy?



A lot of people don’t know this, but we’ve claimed exclusive distributions rights for all of the meat in all of Japan. We’re aiming to be like the recording and entertainment companies. In our, admittedly, Meat Guy centric view, all meat that doesn’t come directly from us is unauthorized. Remember, the consumption of pirated meat is crippling to (our) artistic creativity. It’s like stealing the lifeblood from babies, in this case we are using a rather broad definition of “baby” to include one particular chubby, middle-aged man, and by “lifeblood” we mean “money for beer”.

That’s not to say that pirates aren’t cool, because they are

very cool. In fact, The Meat Guy is pretty much the only online gourmet meat purveyor that is endorsed by 9 out of 10 pirates, impressive considering that pirates rarely agree on anything. The only bad pirates are meat
pirates, although if you’ve been to prison you might have other pirates on the “bad” list.

Unfortunately we don’t have any sort of enforcement authority for our rights, so we’re pretty much powerless to stop you from buying meat somewhere else. But you should know that, if you do, you are probably risking some sort of eternal damnation.

Also, Golden Week is coming up and we are selling a bunch of stuff really cheap so that you can have nice barbecues.

Offer ends Tuesday, April 26th, around 10:00 AM or so.




BOOM!...Steak

Turkey


Named after the sound this big boy will make when you throw it on the grill. These steaks are cut huge-iliciously at 450 grams, 16 ounces, a whole pound-o-steak. One of our suppliers offered us a good deal on some corn-fed, USDA choice striploins and we snapped them up. If you are able to eat this whole steak in one sitting, we will sell you another one for the same price!
Frozen
Product IDUSB010
Sizeabout
450gm
Cost

1,980
Yen


10% OFF

1,782 Yen


Sausage
& Kebab Set

sausage and kebab set


A little taste of a whole lotta good things. You can get a pack each of our Beer Brats, Irelander, Maple, and Beef sausages as well as a pack each of Lamb, Beef, and Pork kebabs. That's 15 skewers and 28 sausages - a feast! There is something here for everyone, even the kids will be happy.

Frozen --- Free Shipping!
Product
ID
SET102

Sizeabout
2 Kg
Cost

4,980
Yen


10% Off

4,482 Yen


Baby
Turkey
Baby Turkey


I've got too many of these little birds in the warehouse and it's time they
were adopted. That's why they are 50% off!







Frozen
Product IDT002

Sizeabout
1.6 Kg
Cost

2,180
Yen


50% Off

1,090 Yen





grill38,000
Yen!
33% Off!
You save
18,800 Yen!





small grill14,100 Yen!
25% Off!
You save
4,700 Yen!



FREE WILD BOAR YAKI
NIKU SLICES WITH ANY PURCHASE! JUST WRITE "MEAT
PIRATE"
IN
THE COMMENTS SECTION WHEN YOU CHECKOUT AND WE'LL GIVE
YOU A PACK FOR FREE! NO STRINGS! ONE PER CUSTOMER
PLEASE! ENDS 4/26, 10:00 AM-ish.

wild boar




We will be closed for Golden Week from April 29th and will re-open on May 6th. Last order for delivery during that time should be made by Monday, April 26.

In Kobe on April 29th? Come taste our sausage at Price Clubon Rokko Island!

In Niseko? EZOSEAFOODS is a great new Seafood business that can deliver first rate Seafood at great prices all around Japan -- try them out! They stock some of our finest products.

Ninjas are also totally cool.


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