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Meat News! Volume 17 - Bases are Golden! Standard disclaimer and un-subscribe info: This is a newsletter that is being sent to you because I thought you might be interested or because you requested a subscription. If you are not interested, the unsubscribe link at the bottom of the page will send us away forever. If you are not interested, have told me so but are still receiving this letter it is because pirates have taken over the internet. It's not my fault.

ALL YOUR MEAT ARE BELONG TO US! Have you done your part to fight meat piracy? A lot of people don’t know this, but we’ve claimed exclusive distributions rights for all of the meat in all of Japan. We’re aiming to be like the recording and entertainment companies. In our, admittedly, Meat Guy centric view, all meat that doesn’t come directly from us is unauthorized. Remember, the consumption of pirated meat is crippling to (our) artistic creativity. It’s like stealing the lifeblood from babies, in this case we are using a rather broad definition of “baby” to include one particular chubby, middle-aged man, and by “lifeblood” we mean “money for beer”. That’s not to say that pirates aren’t cool, because they are very cool. In fact, The Meat Guy is pretty much the only online gourmet meat purveyor that is endorsed by 9 out of 10 pirates, impressive considering that pirates rarely agree on anything. The only bad pirates are meat pirates, although if you’ve been to prison you might have other pirates on the “bad” list. Unfortunately we don’t have any sort of enforcement authority for our rights, so we’re pretty much powerless to stop you from buying meat somewhere else. But you should know that, if you do, you are probably risking some sort of eternal damnation. Also, Golden Week is coming up and we are selling a bunch of stuff really cheap so that you can have nice barbecues. Offer ends Tuesday, April 26th, around 10:00 AM or so.

BOOM!...Steak Named after the sound this big boy will make when you throw it on the grill. These steaks are cut huge-iliciously at 450 grams, 16 ounces, a whole pound-o-steak. One of our suppliers offered us a good deal on some corn-fed, USDA choice striploins and we snapped them up. If you are able to eat this whole steak in one sitting, we will sell you another one for the same price! Frozen Product ID USB010 Size about 450gm Cost 1,980 Yen 10% OFF 1,782 Yen Sausage & Kebab Set A little taste of a whole lotta good things. You can get a pack each of our Beer Brats, Irelander, Maple, and Beef sausages as well as a pack each of Lamb, Beef, and Pork kebabs. That's 15 skewers and 28 sausages - a feast! There is something here for everyone, even the kids will be happy. Frozen --- Free Shipping! Product ID SET102 Size about 2 Kg Cost 4,980 Yen 10% Off 4,482 Yen Baby Turkey I've got too many of these little birds in the warehouse and it's time they were adopted. That's why they are 50% off! Frozen Product ID T002 Size about 1.6 Kg Cost 2,180 Yen 50% Off 1,090 Yen

38,000 Yen! 33% Off! You save 18,800 Yen! 14,100 Yen! 25% Off! You save 4,700 Yen! FREE WILD BOAR YAKI NIKU SLICES WITH ANY PURCHASE! JUST WRITE "MEAT PIRATE" IN THE COMMENTS SECTION WHEN YOU CHECKOUT AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A PACK FOR FREE! NO STRINGS! ONE PER CUSTOMER PLEASE! ENDS 4/26, 10:00 AM-ish. We will be closed for Golden Week from April 29th and will re-open on May 6th. Last order for delivery during that time should be made by Monday, April 26. In Kobe on April 29th? Come taste our sausage at Price Clubon Rokko Island! In Niseko? EZOSEAFOODS is a great new Seafood business that can deliver first rate Seafood at great prices all around Japan -- try them out! They stock some of our finest products. Ninjas are also totally cool.

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