Special For Eastern Orthodox Easter this Sunday!!

If you order this: 

http://www.themeatguy.jp/app/en/products/view/446

By midnight, Sunday, April 19^th, Japan Central Standard Time, and in the comments section of the checkout you write “give me my spice for flee” (or something like that), we will give it to you for free, no charge, even if you don’t order anything else, just the spice.  Of course if you don’t order anything else we’ll have bad thoughts about you, we’ll curse your name, we might even use bad language in reference to your mother.  Because we are really not in the business of giving things away for free, it’s just a scam to try and get you to look at our website because we think you’ll find things there that you want to buy, but you don’t have to, unless you want to, and we encourage you to want to.  And by “we”, we mean “I”.