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I tend to talk to myself, a lot - OUTLOUD
I started to use a British accent, that way I feel like it’s someone else talking to me.
But then I realized that I don’t really like British accents, mostly because I suck at doing any accent other than “redneck”.
Then it occurred to me that I like it when cute schoolgirls talk to me, so I started to use my cute schoolgirl voice when speaking to myself.
Sometimes the schoolgirl makes the cutest, dreamy, sighs, aaaaaahhhhhh....
My staff really think that I need to get a private office.