Friday, April 1, 2011

I'm going Vegan

It is with a heavy heart that I must break this news to the world, but I've seen the light and I'm going Vegan. It was the little piggies that did it to me. It turns out that they are one of the smartest animals under the sun. They have feelings, they fall in love, they talk to each other, they even create masterful works of art in the mud. Hell, I bet they'd have built their own little piggy cities by now if they had some hands, it's just that concrete and rebar are really hard to manipulate if all you've got is a snout. I haven't given up bacon though, I don't care how smart you are, if you taste like bacon, God meant you to be eaten (I recommend that everyone I know stay away from natural sources of salt and smoke). We'll still be selling the meat for awhile, but hopefully soon we'll find some great, soybean based alternatives to all of our products.

1 comment:

Balefire said...

The shock almost did me in completely, until I considered the date. Nice one, Evil, but a nice one.