Meat News Volume Thirteeny

Meat News 13

Meat News Volume 13 - Grill on Big Daddy

It's that time of year again, that time to recognize the BIG DADDY in your life, or soon to be daddy, or even just someone whom you are pretty sure has the right equipment to possibly make them a daddy sometime down the road.

For those of you who are long time subscribers you might remember that last year we advocated getting a stripper for Father's Day. The campaign was wildly successful, local strippers across the land did so well that they are still well stocked with acrylic stilettos and Windex. We are very pleased to have helped the community in this fashion and we’ve even counted this as one of our CSR actions. It might seem hard to believe, but his year we have come up with something even better, gas barbecue grills.    That’s right, gas grills can be a better Father’s Day gift than strippers, I’m sure a quick list will demonstrate why: • In the long run, grills are cheaper than strippers, in fact these grills will pay for themselves! Strippers never pay for anything and usually expect you to pay. We haven’t actually worked out the numbers on how the grills pay for themselves but we’re sure they from an economical standpoint they hold their own against most models of exotic dancer. (Please note: You still have to pay for the grill upfront, it doesn’t start to pay for itself until AFTER delivery) • Gas grills are durable. Try leaving a stripper out on your balcony in the rain for 6 months and see what happens. • Our grills require assembly, and all the parts are included. While strippers don’t normally require much assembly, they do charge extra for some parts. • Our grills can run on either propane tanks or gas canisters with the purchase of our handy adaptors. There is no real stripper comparison here, I just thought I should mention the gas canister adaptor. • Gas grills don’t exploit women. It is a well known fact that 99% of all strippers are enrolled in a pre-med program of some sort, but having to pay for their schooling with pole dancing is sometimes considered exploitative. A good gas grill on the other hand gets the man to do the cooking and if we sell enough of them it’s feasible that some girls could come down off the stage and get good work making potato salad.    So there you have it, order today and you’ll be grilling in time for Father’s Day.

Remember, even if you don't get your order in time for Father's Day this weekend, Eastern Orthodox Father's Day is just two weeks away!

The Patio Grill, full sized grilling action, 47,800 yen delivered.	The Portable Grill, take anywhere, 18,380 yen.	Cassette Adaptor, never be a slave to the propane man again, 13,200 yen